Tila Tequila has exploited the death of Casey Johnson for personal gain; stripped down for the camera; and even faked a suicide attempt. But she may have finally hit rock bottom with the following news: Tila will NOT be taking part in the next edition of Celebrity Rehab.

The reality star had blogged about her inclusion on this VH1 series in May, saying she’d finally agreed to get treatment for her addiction to Ambien. But when Radar Online asked her rep if Tequila would be a cast member on the show, he simply replied: “No.

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Seriously, what does it take to get booted from Celebrity Rehab?!? Dr. Drew Pinsky lives to profit off the troubles of Z-list stars.

Reports say the show is still scheduled to begin filming this month. Only Jason Wahler is on board, though sources say the network is trying to sign up former tennis star Jennifer Capriati.

If it really wants to set a ratings record, there’s an obvious candidate in need of MAJOR help: Mel Gibson.

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After weathering the beating Shawn Merriman gave her last month, Tila Tequila took to her Twitter page last Monday to announce that she has decided to commit suicide. Of course, she’s now backpedaling by password-protecting her page, as if that could magically erase from the interwebs all the stupid shit she tweeted and make everyone forget about her two-week death deadline. MSNBC obtained the following tweet:

“I am going to kill myself cuz I don’t want to live in a world where its filled with IGNORANCE! which majority of you ARE! & racists!”

And then there were these tweets (via Just Online Movies):

“It woulda been tonite I ended my life, but my friend caught me and stopped me. So I told him I will give him two more weeks.

No one can stop me. I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It’s not about that though! God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there.

Dont be afraid of death as death is highly misunderstood. Death is very peaceful, serene, and welcoming for me. I have long awaited this.

We all have to go at some point in time, but my time is soon, so i can finally rest my mind. 2 more weeks and then we shall say goodbye.

I will give u two more weeks, but after that i shall be leaving. 2 more weeks until u weep for my life that has finally ended.”

Well, from what I remember from the movie, leprechauns always go for the retarded one first. That ought to make killing herself pretty easy. Plus, shooting a four-leaf clover in the ol’ kisser shouldn’t be too hard for a girl who’s made a career out of taking it in the mouth. It only makes sense she should die that way.

Desperate to milk attention after the San Diego County D.A. decided not to press charges against Shawne Merriman, Tila Tequila zeroed in on a new target:

Chris Brown.

The back story, if you’re unaware: Tila alleges that Merriman, who plays for the San Diego Chargers of the NFL, assaulted her at his house a week ago.

He said he was only trying to keep her from leaving his house and driving home drunk. She may have been jealous about a foursome he wanted to have.

Merriman was arrested, but D.A. said yesterday he would not be charged.

Angry that she can’t milk this for more attention justice will not be served, Tila egged on admitted woman-beater Chris Brown over and over on Twitter.

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Whether she’s posing for risque pics, pretending to be bisexual or calling out celebs who have nothing to do with her, Tila Tequila will do anything for publicity. Note that Chris, who recently pleaded guilty to assaulting Rihanna, is not involved in this whatsoever, Tequila just started a Twitter feud for no reason.

But it got so bad that Brown felt the need to respond:

“NOT TRYNA BE RUDE but i keep hearing tila bringing my name up. ur 15 seconds of fame has ended. dont try to gain fans by dissing me. godbless.”

At least he took the high road, mostly, though he did get in a small dig.

Not that we blame Chris for firing that one back, since he’s already been punished by the court and public… and has nothing to do with Tila Tequila.

Much has been written about the incident Sunday involving San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman and reality TV star Tila Tequila at the NFL star’s home. Well, this latest account, from San Diego’s 10 News, suggests that Tequila was “unhappy she was not the only woman getting attention from Merriman.”

Jealousy thus played a role in the early morning altercation.

Witnesses at Merriman’s home said the three-time Pro Bowler went to his bedroom with two women, and Tequila was asked to join in by Merriman.

Naturally, Tila Tequila reacted angrily and threatened to have sex with a member of Merriman’s entourage. According to sources, Tequila was drunk at that point, and proceeded to get naked, then attempted to leave the house.

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Witnesses say Shawne Merriman, 25, tried to stop Tila Tequila, 27, from leaving his Poway, Calif., residence, and that’s when she placed a call to 911. Tequila accused Shawne Merriman of choking and throwing her to the ground while she was trying to leave the house. Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Both are felony charges.

The football star will not discuss specifics about the case. Asked to clarify his relationship with Tequila, the linebacker immediately contacted his attorney.

“I don’t know if … let me text my lawyer real quick,” he said.

He later acknowledged that he and the MTV reality star were friends and had only known each other a short time: “If anyone feels this is a distraction for me, I apologize. I know my No. 1 priority is guys in the locker room.”

Sources also tsay Tequila faked a neck injury, and when paramedics arrived they determined she was OK. However, Tequila insisted on going to the hospital. On Wednesday, the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department handed over its findings in the case to the District Attorney’s office, which will review the sheriff’s department documents to decide if charges will be filed against Merriman.

The attorney representing Tequila disputed Merriman’s claim that she was drunk when the football player allegedly choked her and held her against her will.

Merriman and his attorney have both said they expect him to be vindicated. On Tuesday night, Tequila’s attorney called Merriman’s explanation “spin.”

When Merriman bailed out of jail on Sunday, a court appearance was scheduled for Tuesday. If no charges are filed, that will be removed from the court calendar. If the DA’s office hasn’t decided, the appearance will be rescheduled.

Tila posted a cry for attention, er, message to fans earlier today, saying she hopes this “nightmare” will soon be over. We can only hope so too, girl.