She’ll probably claim she was set up, or they’re not her shoes, or Eleonore Lieven did it, or some such nonsense, but a lawsuit alleges Lindsay Lohan concocted a plan to defraud an L.A. boutique out of thousands of dollars in shoes.
Church, which sells expensive clothes, jewelry, and accessories, claims the train wreck shopped at the store between November 2009-February 2010. According to the suit, Lindsay Lohan racked up a bill of $17,060.83 and convinced the owners that her business manager would be paying the bill.
The lawsuit, which will be filed in L.A. County Superior Court, alleges LiLo “had no intention of causing her business manager to pay the entire balance.”
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Friends say Lindsay Lohan may not be able to comply with a court order to stay away from drugs and alcohol. As in, Linds may not be physically capable. When the train wreck shows up in court tomorrow, Judge Marsha Revel will almost certainly lay the smack down, telling her to cut out drugs and alcohol.
Period. Legally.
Judge Marsha Revel talked Thursday about the conditions of her bail – refraining from consuming alcohol, wearing a SCRAM bracelet to monitor alcohol consumption, and submitting to random drug testing at least once a week.
A friend says that’s a joke: “She can’t make it through a day … She’s a mess.” Another source says Lohan “wakes up with cravings and satisfies them fast.” Somehow we’re not surprised. But will she be required to go clean Monday?
Probation violations aside – she’s already in deep for missing her mandatory alcohol education classes – the judge could revoke bail for drinking or drugs. If that Lindsay Lohan cocaine pic is any indication, we give it a day.
Don’t ask us what the point of alcohol education classes even is when she goes out partying until the wee hours of the morning almost nightly, but hey.
Stay tuned there. In other Lindsay news, the person who wired Lohan’s bail money at lightning speed last Thursday also helped Britney Spears in 2008. Lou Taylor is considered a behind-the-scenes wheeler and dealer who pushes some pretty controversial born-again views … and is now on Team Lindsay.
Taylor is not only considered genius in the money department, she’s a huge personality with a moral force that easily rivals her Husband, who’s a minister. She is not shy at all about pushing her born again religious views, something that scared the hell out of Britney Spears. Can she do the same for Lindsay?
There’s no denying during Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s lesbian relationship which one acted as the “man.” Not hating or criticizing, just saying. That said, it comes as little surprise (to us at least) that Samantha is being accused of abusing the troubled Lohan during their volatile time as a couple.
Rumors are swirling on the Internets that Ronson beat and choked the alleged actress, but the former pair said it’s not so, and presented a united front.
At least to dispel the myth … and threaten lawsuits.
One of the two faux-lesbians actually looks hot here!
“This is become a bit much,” Lindsey Tweeted. “Samantha R never raised a hand to me. I never said she did. Enough is Enough. Focus on important world issues.”
That’s right, because the Jesus Christ poser cares so much about world issues and not clubbing, partying and enjoying the perks of fame every night. Anyway.
Samantha retweeted that and sent her ex a nice response.
“Thank you for clearing that up. The high road was giving me a nose bleed!,” Samantha wrote to her former b!tch … as well as to the entire Twitter universe.
“To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after both I and @lindsaylohan have denied it: I WILL take legal action.”
Nice to see them fighting others, and not each other, for once.
Lindsay Lohan drags her freckled ass to beach in a swimsuit and Santa hat, pretends to be able to read, and in a wonderfully fortuitous moment, is pecked to death by a flock of seagulls who thought her red spots were bits of food. The End.
Okay, that’s not what happened, but I can dream can’t I?
On How I Met Your Mother, Marshall becomes enamored with a stripper who is a dead-ringer for his wife, Lily. This was understandable. Lily even got into it. When the girl looks like your daughter, though? Most men, even types who have daughters and still go to strip clubs, would head for the exits at that point.
Not Michael Lohan, though. According to a source, that’s how he likes it!
That’s right. In what is easily today’s most hilarious celebrity gossip rumor, Michael actually seeks out a certain kind of stripper when he heads to the clubs.
A former owner of a renowned strip club (there’s a contradiction in terms) claims that when Michael came in, he liked girls resembling his unstable daughter.
It’s okay, Michael Lohan. You can look. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for,” said Eliot Osher of Scores. “We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door.” It’s probably not all that surprising. Lindsay is a female who bears a resemblance to Michael Lohan’s absolute favorite person in the world: Michael Lohan.
For the record, Mike denied this report, saying he never had girls dance for him at the establishment. Right. He just went to watch the Yankees game …
That’s up there with Bill Clinton’s tall tale of trying pot but not inhaling. Can you even do that? It’s okay, Mike. At least we think you’re revolting anyway.
Hey, and at least he wasn’t requesting Ali Lohan look-alikes
Her mother is attention-starved.
Her sister is 15 going on 37.
And her father might be the worst human being on the planet.
But Lindsay Lohan still swears she’s loving life these days. She told E! News on Thursday night:
“I’ve never been happier in my life. As long as my mom, my sister and my brother are happy, then I’m good.”
But what about your dad? Oh. Right. Nevermind.
Lohan even says her career is moving full steam ahead. She has a new album coming out; she just can’t say when… or what songs will be on it… or who is producing it. I can’t say anything because the person who I’m working with on the album I haven’t officially signed with yet,” she said.
Either that, or the CD is as real as Lindsay’s happiness. Poor drug-addicted trainwreck girl.
