Miles Austin, step off. Your celebrity girlfriend has some competition. Dallas Cowboys teammate Tony Romo, who has already dated Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson, is now dating former Miss Missouri Candice Crawford.
The sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford happens to be Dallas sports reporter now. Conflict of interest much? Bet he gives her some real exclusives if you know what we’re talking about!
Anyway, Candice was one of two special spectators this past Sunday at the Cowboys’ practice: Kim Kardashian, Miles Austin’s girlfriend, was also on hand.
Both watched practice from a private suite. Can the ‘Boys succeed amid this media circus? Will Dallas fans throw Candice under the bus if they suck? Will the famed Kardashian title-delivering string of good luck continue? Time will tell.
Man, why do we ever make fun of Kim Kardashian?!?
Granted, the celebrity has no talent and is only famous because she allowed an aspiring hip hop artist to film the pair having sexual intercourse.
But she also seems mostly aware of these facts and, therefore, doesn’t try to act, sing or do much at all except wear sexy outfits. Case in point, from this week: her one-piece at the AMP Energy Bullrun Rally.
Now, at an event for Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Miami, the reality star essentially donned lacy lingerie in public. Check out Kim’s outfit below, as she poses with her sisters and even with Selena Gomez
To some, the Fourth of July means friends, family and two of the cutest young artists on the planet. To others, it means private yachts, drinking and a party so exclusive that bouncers actually bar the public from entering.
Count Kim Kardashian in the latter group, as she and Miles Austin stopped by a club named Avenue in Long Branch, New Jersey on Friday night. The pair shut down the place entirely, sources say, arriving around midnight and prompting the manager to take charge.
“He was telling guests outside that he had special guests inside,” a witness told Hollywood Life. “Even though the club was half empty he wouldn’t let anyone in.
For a change, Kim was reportedly keen on not having her photo taken. She had security surround her and Austin at a private table all evening and:
“At one point Kim got up to use the restroom and was protected by three huge bodyguards. They were keeping her hidden from the crowd.”
The couple left after just an hour or so at the venue. Later in the weekend, they boarded a private yacht with the rest of the Kardashians in honor of Khloe’s birthday. These people live really tough lives.
As a celebrity gossip blogger, Kim Kardashian is a God send. She provides endless material with which we can mock the heck out of this utterly talentless reality star.
But Kim herself has not had the same luck with The Man Upstairs. In the latest issue of Shape, she shares what life was like as a big-breasted child.
Because her boobs were so much bigger than anyone else at the age of 10, Kim says “I remember crying in the bathtub… I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.
At a Los Angeles boutique yesterday, fans lined up for hours to get the autographs of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian. These total wastes of space sisters signed items in honor of the launch of their new jewelry line “Kardashian Collection by Virgin Saints Angel.
Such an event got us wondering, WHO THE HECK WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THE KARDASHIANS?!?
The siblings are known simply for filming themselves having sex, having a child out of wedlock and marrying a NBA star purely for money and attention. That’s it. They offer nothing else to society.
Are we grateful they exist because they make us laugh and look pretty good naked? Of course. But would we waste one nanosecond of our lives waiting to get their autograph?
Ah, the life of Kim Kardashian.
For doing nothing at all, the large breasted reality star can always make headlines; whether she’s being berated by the morons at PETA, or making gobs of money for standing in a store in Australia.
First, Kim started her week by Tweeting a random photograph of herself – and her giant left boob – holding up a cat. For what purpose? Probably because she knew PETA would react and the incident would paint Kim in a sympathetic light.
After all, she may be useless – but what individual in his/her right mind would ever side with an organization that cares more about attention that about saving animals?
On cue, PETA released a statement about Kim’s dastardly actions: “Kim Kardashian isn’t the only person who mistakenly thinks that because a mother cat picks up her kittens by the scruff of the neck that a supportive hand under the rump isn’t needed.”
Fair enough. But is Kim the only person who has starred in a sex tape with Ray J to have done so?
Meanwhile, Kardashian isn’t letting this flap get in the way of her professional life. She’s was in Sydney, Australia over the weekend, promoting a new Motorola phone and doing her job as mobile phone ambassador.
Seriously. That’s a job. Kim is being paid to stand around, hold a phone and give it her blessing. Guess we should be grateful this product won’t mess with the self-image of girls around the world.
