The Kardashians are getting way too predictable.
Earlier today, we posted a pair of tabloid covers that called out the relationships of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. We said the stories were likely planted by their publicists, so the siblings could respond later, garner sympathy from their fans and remain a major part of the entertainment news cycle.
It only took a few hours for the sisters to prove us right. Point, THG!
First, Khloe took to her blog and wrote:
“My sisters and I had a great laugh this morning. Star and InTouch decided to attack our relationships. Apparently I’m heading for divorce, Kim was dumped and Kourt was duped… Wow, sad week for us Kardashian sisters, and how coincidental that this all happened at the same time!”
This is how the Kardashians roll: They greenlight negative stories to tabloids, whine about them to the press, boost the sales of said tabloids, make new headlines for themselves… and then do it all again a month later.
Kim then chimed in from her blog:
“OMG! Have you guys seen the front pages of In Touch and Star today!? Do NOT Trust the Media!!!!!!”
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Finally proving to the world that she’s more than a willing sex tape participant and arm candy for Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian walked the catwalk today during New York Fashion Week.
The socialite showed off the clothing line she and her sisters have teamed up with Bebe to create – and those in attendance, such as Jenni “JWoWW” Farley, Adrienne Bailon and members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast – were impressed.
“I thought it was absolutely amazing,” Bailon, a family friend, told E! News. “I’m so proud of Kim. I think that they’ve done an amazing job, all the girls, and I love the fact that the clothing actually looks like what the girls would wear.”
Also excited by what he saw? Fashion photographer and America’s Next Top Model star Jay Manuel. He said:
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Because we know fans can’t wait another moment to view the Kardashian’s upkoming bebe klothing line, People has been kind enough to give us a sneak peek at what’s about to hit stores.
“This collection is sexy but youthful. It represents my personality,” Kim told the magazine, leaving out the part of her personality that loves attention and getting penetrated by boyfriends on video.
She’s wearing an example from it below. Would you buy this dress?
Even though each sibling is intent on shrinking to the weight of a skeleton, via Quicktrim, Khloe Kardashian says the line was created with all shapes and sizes in mind.
“My sisters and I all have different body types so it was important to us to take into consideration that most women in America aren’t built the same either. We wanted to be a part of something that we could and would actually wear.”
The collection goes on sale February 11. Will you be lining up to purchase items from it?
For months, Kim Kardashian has shamelessly plugged QuickTrim cleanser as a dieting system and we’ve given her well-deserved grief for selling out. Therefore, we guess a few props are in order now that Kim is pitching Carl’s Jr. Premium Salads in a new ad spot.
“I’m always down for a burger, I love them and I eat them,” she said. “But this is the first commercial they’ve ever done for anything but a burger. The salads are healthy, and it totally fits what I’m about right now.”
i.e. Whatever company is giving me money and putting my face on a billboard.
Of course, Kardashian can’t sell anything without relying on her only positive characteristic: sex appeal. She says she pitched the brand on a commercial that’s centered on how she supposedly eats meals.
“I told them about my life and how I’m such a neat freak, but I love to have bed picnics: I put out my towel and eat in bed, and then when it gets all messy I take a hot bubble bath after to wash it off.”
Only Kim Kardashian could go from sounding like a salad saleswoman to a sex phone operator over the course of one sentence. We can’t decide if we’re impressied or appalled by that talent.
The housing market is poor these days.
Unless you’re a highly-paid NFL running back and a well-compensated set of large breasts, that is. In this case, pass the mortgage application! Multiple sources confirm that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are house hunting in Los Angeles this week. An insider told People:
“After they got back together they were both looking for new places and decided to take the next step in their relationship.”
The couple reconciled in September after a few weeks apart, during which rumors of infidelity spread on both sides. Now, though, things seem better than ever. Kim is sad, but excited, to leave her condominium behind.
“I love my condo, it’s beautiful. However, I feel that it’s time to move into a home. I will miss it, for sure.”
Here’s desperate attention-seeker Kim Kardashian skanking it up in another Disney costume for Halloween, this time as Snow White from “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” But Kim doesn’t look like the Snow White I remember from the classic Disney movie. She looks more like that chick from “Blow White and the Seven Whores” — Easy, Gropey, Cock, Horny, Anal, and Humpy. There wasn’t a whole lot of whistling while they worked, as I recall. Mostly just screaming and moaning and the occasional gagging noise.
