
This is Melissa Satta. She’s one of those naked newscasters in some foreign place, like Italy or Jupiter or something. She’s also dating some kind of sports-playing person, but I don’t know if it’s an Earthling athlete or a Jupiteranian one. Anyway, here she is on some beach (possibly on Jupiter) wearing a teeny bikini (the better to show off her clichéd groin tattoos, dontcha know). I’m not really sure why she’s wearing a scarf with a string bikini. I think it might be a t-shirt tied around her neck. What do you mean, why? Maybe she was bitten by a vampire and she’s ashamed of people finding out she’s a sparkletard. Maybe Jupiter is really cold… but like, only from the shoulders up, because maybe it has a really shallow atmosphere so your body is all warm and stuff but your head and neck are actually hovering in outer space so they’re freezing and shit. How the hell should I know? What do I look like, an astronomer?

Akshay Kumar won’t be charging anything for his next two films – “Khatta Meetha” and “Tees Maar Khan” – which are being co-produced by his production house Hari Om Productions.
Trade circles say that Akki, who has reportedly even signed a film for a fee as high as Rs.71 crore, has had a change of mind.
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Mumbai, After emerging as one of the leading actresses in Bollywood, Priyanka Chopra has been declared India’s top brand endorser in 2009, says a report.
According to the report by TAM AdEX, a division of TAM Media Research, Priyanka, 27, has edged past endorsement giants like skipper Mahendra Singh Dhoni and actors Shah Rukh Khan, Aamir Khan and Amitabh Bachchan.
Priyanka, who is awaiting the release of her next movie “Pyaar Impossible”, is all smiles.
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This is Candice Swanepoel. Yeah, I don’t know who that is, either. I think she’s one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels. She’s kinda scrawny and she sorta looks either high as a kite or mentally disabled, but today is very unsexy and beggars can’t be choosers, so she’ll just have to do.
Bollywood’s sexy actress Neha Dhupia in New Delhi on Teusday to promote her new film “Raat Gayi Baat Gayi”

Mumbai, She is smart, glamorous and one of the most sought after actresses in Bollywood, but Priyanka Chopra says it was difficult for her to portray a simple, beautiful girl in forthcoming film “Pyaar Impossible” and still try to hold the interest of audiences.
“When you do characters like one in ‘Aitraaz’, ‘Fashion’ or ‘Kaminey’, there are certain peripheries. For example, Sweety in ‘Kaminey’ won’t be able to speak English or she won’t wear jeans and top. They are also difficult, but the boundaries help. When I am playing a simple beautiful looking girl, how do I get your interest?” Priyanka said.
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