Kendall and Kylie Jenner can have an extra serving of dessert tonight.
The little sisters of Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian will likely be rewarded for their actions, as the young pair made their family very proud this week when they spoke to E! News.
Taking a page out of the Kardashian playbook – i.e. use any occasion to make headlines of any kind – Kendall spoke to the network about future nephews and nieces. I know Khloé has always wanted to have kids, because when me and Kylie were little, she would babysit us… I know she’ll be a great mom.”
Experts on love and child rearing, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are being indoctrinated into the world of entertainment news and gossip.
When asked for her take on the speed with which Khloe met and married Lamar Odom, 12-year old Kyle – yes, 12-year old Kylie! – said: You can’t control love. They’re in love with each other. I think they’re a great couple. I think it’s going to last their whole life.”
The key to the relationship, Kylie added, was the cootie shot she gave her sister a few weeks ago.
We hope Zachory Loring tuned in to the season premiere of The Hills this week.
Because that’s as close as this nut job will ever get to Audrina Patridge.
Following his September 16 arrest on charges of vandalism and disturbing the peace, Loring – who sent Patridge creepy photos and poems – has been barred from contacting the reality star for three years.
Yes, Audrina Patridge can be sort of cute. But that’s no excuse for stalking her!
The judge in the case just said the evidence was “quite disturbing” and added: “It’s unfortunate that people who pursue careers in the public have to deal with these people.”
In August, Mark McLeod was arrested for a similar crime. He continued to follow Miley Cyrus around, stating he was her number-one fan and soulmate.
Justin Timberlake’s gone puss-swapping — he’s supposedly dumping girlfriend of three years Jessica Biel for singer Rihanna. Star Magazine says
After a hot grinding session at 1Oak’s MTV Video Music Awards bash in NYC, RiRi and JT moved to her hotel room, where they had a steamy, private after party! “Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” said a source.
“Then at [the studio where the two are working on Rihanna’s new album], Justin was joking about strippers. He said she needed to entertain him like that. So Rihanna gave him an impromptu lap dance!”
Justin has made it clear he is 100 percent into Rihanna, and she equally feels the magnetic attraction, says a source. “She is a total tease and loves flirting with him. She digs him and wants to date him too!”
Well, as long as he doesn’t bash her face in or bite her, he’s already doing better the last guy. That’s the great thing about battered women. They set the bar so low!
We’re very sorry to report, but viewers haven’t seen the last of Jon Gosselin on TLC. While it’s true the reality show that catapulted him to fame will be renamed Kate Plus 8; and it’s also confirmed it will focus a lot more on Kate Gosselin and the kids, starting November 2, Jon’s rep, Mike Heller, makes it clear:
“He was not fired.”
That’s fine and all, but we can’t help wondering: How does one look oneself in the mirror when one’s job is to represent Jon Gosselin?
Overall, Kate Plus 8 – how relieved must TLC be that the less douchey side of this couple is the one whose name rhymes with “8?!?” – will focus on the lives of the adorable Gosselin twins and their five-year-old sextuplet siblings. What will Jon be up to, as the series takes a closer look at Kate’s role as a single mother?
A source told Us Weekly he’s “still working out the details” for various projects, such as a reality show called The Divorced Dads Club, which would co-star Michael Lohan.
We can only hope it revolves around which father viewers get to stone in public each week.
